- Anti Joke

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her