- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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