A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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You having friends.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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BBW BABY IS THE BEST BETTER THAN THE REST WELL EXCEPT MILF BABY. SUBSCRIBE TO BigHDGuns

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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Hello.

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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