Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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There were three men in a race: Crap, Manners, and Shut Up. During the race, Crap fell and Manners stopped to pick him up, Shut Up kept on speeding. The police stopped him. Here is there converstation: Police 1: Whats your name? Shut Up: Shut Up Police 2: Wheres your manners? Shut Up: Back there picking up crap.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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