- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Who does creatine? James Cornish

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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