Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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