What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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