What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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