- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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