What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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how man

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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