- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

What did the man with no head say to the women?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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