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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Knock Know! Come in!

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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