What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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