- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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