- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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