- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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