Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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your momma is so fat she has diabetes

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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Poker face

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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