What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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