- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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