whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

what is red white and blue? the french flag

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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