- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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