A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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black people swimming

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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