- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

my penis

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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