A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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