- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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