You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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