- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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