Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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