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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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