- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

black people

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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