- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Women's Rights.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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