- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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