A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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