- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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