- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

knock knock i have diarrhea

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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