- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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