- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

[Set up] [No punch line]

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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