- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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