What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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