- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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