- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

A guy at a baseball game....

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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