yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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Republicans

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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