- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What's 2+2? Fish

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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