- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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