- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

A house comes around the corner.

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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