What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

penis. nuff said.

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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