Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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