"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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guess what>? your mum lol

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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PENIS that is all

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How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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