Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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rent a cops

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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