- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

why did your mum die young because she had canser

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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