Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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Golf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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