What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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Twelve people are in a plane. One of them says: "Man, we really are not so many in this plane" Another one replies: "It's because it's a 12 seats plane." Another says: "Do 12 seats planes even exist?" Another one answers: "Of course they do." Another person says: "Guys, are we even flying?" Someone says: "I don't know" Another says: "Yes, we're flying, look out the window." Another says: "I have cancer." Someone reacts: "Oh, I'm really sorry for you" Another: "Yes, me too" Someone adds: "It's really terrible" Another says: "Has science made any progress recently?" The plane crashes.

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Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

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Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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