- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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