A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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A pope meets another one

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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