What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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