What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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