- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Women's Rights.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

What's the difference between a duck?

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