How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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KOOKABURRA

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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