how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Who is Dank? A: Billal

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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