- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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