How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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