why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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