- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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