- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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