- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

a irish man walks past a bar

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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