Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Michael Brown

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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