- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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