What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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