There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

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Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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tea with milk?

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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