- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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