- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

I like that, but why am I happy?

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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