- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

someone called someone else a frog

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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