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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

ever tried african food? they neither

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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