- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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