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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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