- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

A miserable man committed suicide.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

hashtags suck balls

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

This is my favorite antijoke.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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