- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

These jokes don't have punchlines.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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