- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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