- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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