- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

I'm so punny.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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