- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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