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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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smell the vitamin C

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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