What's long and black? A long and black object.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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