- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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