Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

whos on the right track? lady gaga

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

black chicken. kfc

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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