Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

12/23/2012

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

white or wheat? wheat please.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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