- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

A hill billy went fishing

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

What rhymes with milk...milf

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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