- Anti Joke

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.