Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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