- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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