- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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