Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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