- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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