What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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