Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Sex education in Texas,

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Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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