Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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ever tried african food? they neither

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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