- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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