How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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Tony Romo

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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