- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

I'm Polish.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Pain Olympics.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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