Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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