The Qur'an

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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Do you play piano? No

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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