- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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