whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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