Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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