- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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