- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Kevin and Ramin

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Your mam is so fat.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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