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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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