- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

What's just not right? Left

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

A woman stopped making sandwiches.

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

What's white and horny? A unicorn

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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