Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Tony Romo

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

woman's rights

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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