- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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