Knock Knock The guy opens the door

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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