Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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America

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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