- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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