- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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