- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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