knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

what's funny about war? nothing!

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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