Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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