What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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star wars kid

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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