- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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