- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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