- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

AIDS

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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