- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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