In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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