A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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dallen loves penis

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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