- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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