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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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