- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Potassium? K.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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