- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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